TLDR: The 2024 Alabama football schedule has been served up, and let me tell ya, it’s as tough as a two-dollar steak. Kicking off with Western Kentucky, we’ve got ourselves a slate that’ll test the mettle of our boys in Crimson. Battles with stalwart rivals like Auburn and LSU are just the start. They’re also lined up to duke it out with the likes of Georgia, Oklahoma, and a surprisingly potent Missouri. There’s even a rowdy road trip to Wisconsin. But fear not, between scraps, Bama’s got a couple of bye weeks tucked in before we tangle with the Bulldogs and the Tigers. As for exact kick-off times, we’ll just have to sit on our porches a spell longer; those details will trickle down come fall.

Well shut my mouth wide open and color me Crimson, ‘cause the good ol’ South-Eastern Conference done went and spilled the beans on what’s shaping up to be one heck of a football schedule for our beloved Alabama in the year 2024. Now listen here, we’re talkin’ ‘bout a lineup that’d make even Bear Bryant’s statue sweat a little under its bronze collar.

We’re gonna hit the ground runnin’ come late summer on August 31st, squaring off with Western Kentucky. Now, don’t none of y’all go thinkin’ that’s time to rest on yer laurels, ‘cause right after, we’re fixin’ to welcome South Florida on September 7th. And if that don’t tickle your fancy, pack your bags and your cheese hats since we’re headin’ to Wisconsin come September 14th. Now ain’t that a big ol’ non-conference dust-up?

Then the boys get a spell to rest come the 21st of September, and that’s a good thing, ‘cause the next week we’re hosting them Bulldogs from Georgia. Lord have mercy, that’s gonna be one slobber-knocker. October’s got us hoppin’ ‘round to Vanderbilt, South Carolina, and the always troublesome Tennessee. Missouri gets a visit on the 26th, they got a squad that’s no slouch after winnin’ 10 games this season.

Fate’s given us another breather on November 2nd, before we march down into Tiger territory at LSU on the 9th. Don’t none of y’all forget ‘bout November 16th against Mercer, ‘cause every game’s important when you’re aiming for glory.

Now, the cherry on top, we’re stepping into Sooner territory on the 23rd of November, before wrapping up the regular season with the Iron Bowl against Auburn. If that ain’t a gauntlet, I don’t know what is. Times of these showdowns? Well, they’ll be hollerin’ it from the rooftops when it gets closer.

So there it is, my gridiron-lovin’ friends. We got a journey ahead that might as well be uphill both ways in the snow, but if I know anything ‘bout Alabama football, it’s that we’re tougher than a two-dollar steak, and twice as flavorful. Roll Tide, y’all. Let’s get ready for some football.