We prompted ChatGPT to simulate the game by feeding it all the team stats and player stats for both teams as well as their records in each game this season. We did not give anything opinion-based or introduce any bias. The only change we make is ensuring ChatGPT’s math adds up, since it can get confused sometimes 🤓

Quarter 1

The game between Michigan and Northwestern kicks off with an air of anticipation. As expected from two struggling offenses, the first quarter turns into a defensive showcase. Michigan’s QB Davis Warren attempts a few short passes but succumbs to the pressure of Northwestern’s defensive line. Meanwhile, Northwestern’s Lausch finds it equally challenging to connect with his receivers, notably Kirtz, who struggles to get open. Both teams battle fiercely but end the quarter scoreless, reflecting the offensive struggles that have plagued them all season.

Quarter 2

The second quarter begins with no indication of an offensive breakthrough. Michigan puts in Alex Orji, hoping his wildcat capabilities can make a difference. Unfortunately for the Wolverines, Northwestern’s defense is already wise to his tactics, shutting down several run attempts. The game’s tempo slows as both teams continuously punt. On Northwestern’s side, Porter makes a few short gains, but they can’t sustain any significant drives. The half closes with defenses continuing to dominate and the scoreboard still unblemished at 0-0.

Quarter 3

Entering the second half, both teams attempt to shake off their offensive woes. Michigan finally sees a glimmer of hope with running back Donovan Edwards breaking through for a sizeable gain. This sets up their first scoring opportunity, which they convert with a short field goal, finally lighting up the scoreboard with a 3-0 lead. Northwestern shows signs of life as Lausch momentarily finds rhythm, connecting with Kirtz on a critical third-down conversion. Yet, their drive falters, leading to a punt. As the quarter ends, Michigan clings to its narrow lead.

Quarter 4

The tension mounts as the fourth quarter unfolds. Michigan’s running game, led by Mullings, makes modest progress against a tiring Northwestern defense. However, Warren’s struggles continue, resulting in incomplete passes and stalled drives. Northwestern takes advantage of errors, mounting a promising drive leading to an equalizing field goal. The score tied at 3-3, Michigan responds with determination. A crucial defensive stop swings the momentum back to Michigan, giving their offense another chance. Despite a tenuous drive, they manage a late field goal to regain the lead. The final minutes see Northwestern desperately pushing forward but falling short as the clock runs out.

In a tight contest, Michigan edges past Northwestern in an intensely competitive clash marked by defensive grit and offensive challenges. Struggling throughout, the game sees the Wolverines scrape out a narrow victory primarily through strategic defensive plays. Michigan’s offense, marked by inconsistency and occasional flashes, benefitted from Edwards’ key plays and Loveland’s reliable receiving. Northwestern’s attempts to capitalize on Michigan’s lapses proved inadequate amid persistent offensive misfires. The game concluded with a modest yet hard-fought victory for Michigan 6, Northwestern 3, underscoring the resilience and tactical adjustments made by both teams.