We prompted ChatGPT to simulate the game by feeding it all the team stats and player stats for both teams as well as their records in each game this season. We did not give anything opinion-based or introduce any bias. The only change we make is ensuring ChatGPT’s math adds up, since it can get confused sometimes 🤓

Quarter 1

The good ol’ horseshoe at Ohio Stadium is rockin’, as the Buckeyes’ defense comes out looking as fierce as ever. Michigan’s quarterback Davis Warren starts the game with good intentions, but finds himself scrambling early on due to relentless pressure from Ohio State’s front line. After a disappointing three-and-out on their first drive, Michigan manages to put up a field goal, courtesy of Dominic Zvada’s boot from 45 yards out. Ohio State’s quarterback Will Howard counters adeptly with sharp, quick throws, especially targeting wide receiver Smith. Smith takes the gridiron by storm, catching a pass in stride and galloping into the end zone for Ohio State’s first touchdown. The quarter ends with Ohio State ahead, and you can feel the tension in the air as Michigan prepares to rally back.

Quarter 2

Finding their groove, Michigan’s running backs Kalel Mullings and Donovan Edwards start pushing through Ohio State’s defense with powerful runs, gaining essential yardage. Davis Warren’s earlier jitteriness fades as he connects with Colston Loveland for an important gain, despite Loveland having a couple of regrettable drops. A determined drive ends in a satisfying Michigan touchdown, temporarily quieting the Buckeye faithful. Yet Ohio State doesn’t sit back; QB Will Howard keeps fans on their toes with expert passing, leading to two more scores by the Buckeyes. The Wolverines’ defense struggles to keep up with Howard’s rhythm but manages to hold firm enough to prevent a complete blowout before halftime.

Quarter 3

Both teams emerge from halftime with renewed fervor. Michigan’s Davis Warren finally shows the poise that helped him regain his starting position, firing a deep pass to Loveland, who redeems himself with a crucial catch. This sparks a surge of energy for Michigan as they add another touchdown to the scoreboard. Ohio State’s RB Judkins finds himself stuck against Michigan’s stonewall defensive front, unable to gain much ground. As momentum seems to shift slightly back to Michigan, their defense capitalizes, forcing a turnover and setting up for a Zvada field goal. The Buckeyes’ lead is under attack, setting the stage for an electrifying final quarter.

Quarter 4

With tension at its peak and the Ohio Stadium crowd roaring, the closing quarter turns into an all-out battle. Michigan’s offense, led by Warren, continues its relentless pursuit, closing the gap as they move swiftly downfield. The Buckeyes, feeling the pressure, muster resilience under Howard’s lead, managing to position themselves for a redeeming field goal. As the minutes dwindle, Ohio State edges ahead with a narrow lead. Michigan makes a push, clawing their way into Ohio State’s territory, and the game hangs in the balance with every heart-stopping play. In the dying seconds, Warren launches a final, desperate Hail Mary, hoping for a miracle. The stadium holds its collective breath, but it falls just beyond his receiver’s reach. Ohio State claims the victory in a breathtaking finish.

The tension in Columbus finally breaks, leaving both players and fans exhausted yet exhilarated by the spectacle just witnessed.

In a showdown for the ages, Michigan and Ohio State delivered a game that won’t soon be forgotten. The Wolverines put up a valiant fight, leveraging their strengths and refusing to back down. Michigan running backs Kalel Mullings and Donovan Edwards showcased their talent, finding ways through a stern Buckeye defense. Despite falling short in key moments, both Davis Warren’s leadership and Colston Loveland’s redemption were clear highlights for Michigan. Ohio State, driven by the impeccable pairing of QB Will Howard and WR Smith, sealed their victory with precision and skill in a gripping final quarter. The game concluded with Ohio State reclaiming the Big Ten Championship ambitions with a narrow victory of Ohio State 27, Michigan 24. This clash remains a testament to the indomitable spirit and fierce rivalry that defines college football.