We prompted ChatGPT by feeding it all the team stats and player stats for both teams as well as their records in each game this season. We did not give anything opinion-based or introduce any bias. The only change we make is ensuring ChatGPT’s math adds up, since it can get confused sometimes 🤓

Quarter 1

In a highly anticipated college football showdown between Arkansas and the University of Texas, the tension was thicker than Texas chili. The Longhorns, currently ranked third in the nation, entered the game with high hopes. Led by their seasoned quarterback, Quinn Ewers, the team came out strong. In the first quarter, Ewers quickly got on the board, showcasing their offensive might with two impressive touchdowns, setting the score at 14-0 in favor of Texas. However, much like a steamy Louisiana summer day, things were about to heat up and turn unpredictably stormy.

Quarter 2

As the second quarter unfolded, Ewers began to struggle to find his rhythm. Arkansas’ defense was unrelenting, denying Texas any further points on the board. The Razorbacks saw it as their chance to bite back. They clawed their way back with unwavering determination, tightening the gap and showing grit.

Quarter 3

The score remained stagnant through the third quarter, but the whisperings of a comeback lingered in the air. Arch Manning begins warming up on the sideline.

Quarter 4

The game grew even more intense as the clock ticked into the fourth quarter. With the Razorbacks’ quarterback, Green, leading a strategic offensive charge, they skidded past the Longhorn defense to seize the lead. The shift in power left Texas fans fuming, and out of sheer desperation, Texas decided to bring fresh talent onto the battlefield. Enter Arch Manning, the heralded freshman and nephew of legendary NFL quarterbacks, whose debut was eagerly awaited.

With Manning at the helm, hope sparked anew for Texas. His entrance invigorated the Longhorns, and with just four minutes left in the game, he delivered a dramatic touchdown pass to Wisner. The stadium erupted as the game was tied again, like a perfectly cooked gumbo just reaching its peak flavor. But just as quickly, Arkansas was on the move once again.

With QB Green showing no signs of slowing, he orchestrated a swift advance down the field, ending at the Texas 35-yard line. The Razorbacks weren’t content merely to tie things up. In a stunning turn of events, running back Jackson fired through Texas’ defensive line, exploiting a breakdown, and raced into the end zone for a game-defining touchdown. The Razorbacks held their breath as the reality of their newfound lead sunk in.

As seconds burned away, Manning and the Longhorns mounted one last-ditch effort to reclaim the game. With only 25 ticks left on the clock, Manning executed a pair of precision passes, effectively anchoring the team near the Arkansas 28-yard line. The suspense was electric, more gripping than a cattle wrangler at a rodeo. Yet, with a heart-stopping final attempt at the corner of the end zone, Manning’s aspirations were dashed by Arkansas’ resolute defense snagging an interception.

The culmination of the game seemed too bitter a pill to swallow for Texas fans, who expressed their frustration by littering the field in disappointment, marking a contentious end to a fierce competition. Arkansas emerged from this exhilarating contest victorious, celebrating a hard-earned Arkansas 28, Texas 21 win, leaving future match ups charged with anticipation.