We prompted ChatGPT to simulate the game by feeding it all the team stats and player stats for both teams as well as their records in each game this season. We did not give anything opinion-based or introduce any bias. The only change we make is ensuring ChatGPT’s math adds up, since it can get confused sometimes 🤓

Quarter 1

The game kicks off with Texas confidently taking control, led by their star quarterback Quinn Ewers. His dynamic passing skills quickly become evident, as the Longhorns’ air attack overwhelms the Kentucky defense. Within minutes, Ewers finds his favorite target, Helm, for an exhilarating touchdown. Kentucky struggles to find their footing, with their quarterback Vandagriff visibly fumbling under pressure and throwing a critical interception. By the end of the first quarter, Texas extends their lead with another impressive drive, leading 14-0, leaving Kentucky scrambling to adjust.

Quarter 2

Texas maintains their momentum into the second quarter, with Ewers continuing to showcase his throwing prowess. Helm shines with several key receptions, helping Texas capitalize on their opportunities. Meanwhile, Kentucky begins to find some rhythm in their rushing game. RB Sumo-Karngbaye emerges as a vital player, pushing past Texas’ defense to put Kentucky on the scoreboard with a relentless touchdown drive. Despite Kentucky’s efforts, Texas heads into halftime with a commanding 21-7 lead, thanks to their superior aerial assault.

Quarter 3

As the third quarter unfolds, Texas continues to apply relentless pressure through their air game, with Ewers expertly orchestrating the offense. Helm again proves his mettle, scoring yet another crucial touchdown that further extends Texas’ advantage. Kentucky’s defense appears overwhelmed, unable to contain Texas’ passing game. Yet, refusing to relent, Kentucky focuses on refining their ground game. Their perseverance pays off as they manage to score a rushing touchdown, bringing the score to a competitive 28-14.

Quarter 4

Heading into the fourth quarter with a solid lead of 28-14, Texas aims to secure their victory. Ewers’ consistent performance keeps Kentucky at bay, although Kentucky shows commendable tenacity with a late-game rally. Vandagriff manages a rare connection with his receiver, leading to a touchdown drive that narrows the gap. Despite Kentucky’s late push, Texas’ substantial early advantage proves insurmountable. The game concludes with Texas triumphing with a late, clock draining score.

This game never felt in doubt: Texas 35, Kentucky 21