We prompted ChatGPT by feeding it all the team stats and player stats for both teams as well as their records in each game this season. We did not give anything opinion-based or introduce any bias. The only change we make is ensuring ChatGPT’s math adds up, since it can get confused sometimes 🤓

Quarter 1

The game kicks off with palpable tension at the Coliseum as USC takes possession, aiming for an early lead. Maiava, stepping in for Miller Moss, shows off cautious execution. The Trojans establish dominance through their running back, Marks, who swiftly maneuvers downfield, racking up impressive yardage. Meanwhile, Lemon strives to shake off a season-long slump with a couple of crucial catches. Despite early momentum, a miscommunication leads to a turnover, handing UCLA an unexpected opportunity. Garbers seizes this with a quick strike to Matavao, leveling the score and leaving fans buzzing.

Quarter 2

The Trojans come out determined to capitalize on UCLA’s gift, with Maiava executing sharp passes and Marks continuing his rampage through gaps in UCLA’s defense. Despite near misses, the Trojans find themselves in the red zone; it’s Marks who eventually bulldozes through for a touchdown, putting USC ahead. However, UCLA isn’t ready to back down. Garbers, despite a rocky start, delivers a surprising long pass to Matavao, bringing UCLA close to the end zone. The Bruins struggle to break through, and the quarter ends with a USC interception, as both teams head to halftime with tight scores.

Quarter 3

The second half opens with Maiava poised to extend the lead, though he’s quickly rattled by the Bruin defense. A promising drive is derailed by another interception, dragging the Trojans back into their turnover troubles. Garbers attempts to capitalize, yet finds himself under siege, throwing yet another interception. It’s a relentless back-and-forth, the ball changing ownership as often as the tide at the Pacific. Marks shines as USC’s beacon of hope, carving up yards with his relentless rushing attack, but UCLA’s defense tightens, closing the quarter in a nail-biting stalemate.

Quarter 4

Coming into the final stretch, the scoreboard reflects a fierce struggle, and every play counts. Maiava makes a spectacular comeback attempt with a series of precise passes, piecing together a well-coordinated drive. Marks delivers once more, breaking tackles and propelling the Trojans into UCLA territory. Yet, the Bruins dig deep, rallying defensively, and force a field goal instead of a touchdown. As the clock ticks, Garbers makes a gutsy push leading his team toward redemption, but another interception seals their fate. The Trojans retain possession and manage the clock, securing a hard-fought victory.

In the end, USC’s tenacity triumphs over their mistakes, as they pull off a meticulous win amidst an erratic game. Maiava, despite his missteps, aids in guiding USC to a satisfying victory, supported by Marks’ ceaseless runs. UCLA put up spirited resistance, driven by Garbers and Matavao, but turnovers plagued their comeback aspirations. The game concludes with the Trojans on top, settling the rivalry’s score for another year, with USC 24, UCLA 17.